Top 5 Accounting Jokes

I’m sure many of you have been working very hard today. I thought it would be nice to provide you with a break from balancing books or sorting files to have a laugh. I searched around the internet for the best accounting jokes around and compiled a list of Top 5 Accounting Jokes. What better way to have fun then to laugh at ourselves.

	What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
	An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says. “Have you tried counting sheep?” inquires the doctor. “That’s the problem — I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”
	How does an accountant trash his/her hotel room? By refusing to fill in the Guest Comment Card.
	Why do accountants get excited at the weekends? Because they can wear causal clothes to work.
	An accountant is reading nursery rhymes to her young child. When she is finished, she answers her son’s question: “No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn’t be tax deductible — but I like your thinking.”

 

 

Written by DSD Business Systems